What annoys you about Serge, Tom?
Tom: I don’t know, what annoys me about him?
Serge: Size of me knob
So if he was a woman, would you fancy him?
Tom:Oh yeah, massively!
Serge: Look at him. He’s the singer in a band, he wears good clothes and also he’ll come home pissed right, and you’ve stayed in, and I don’t give a fuck what anyone says, right, women love that. It turns them silly, they dream of some fucking idiot that they can abuse. And then you get to make up. So yeah, all over it.. especially in them plimsoles.
So has there ever been a moment where all this latent, manly respect you share has spilled over and you’ve…
Tom: Oh yeah. I’ve tried to fuck Serge loads of times.
The most beautiful friendship ever.
It is. It really is.
it would be GLORIOUS to meet them, feel the SUNBURN in my skin,their SHINE in my eyes, and the HYSTERIA in my mind,leaving me FEELING GOOD
That moment when you post this on Facebook and your Muser friend knows what you’re talking about XD